Apropos En Passant

Now we know who that mystery woman was in Dick Cheney's sunglasses.

It was Hillary Clinton. 

Straight out of the duck blinds for a little hanky  panky with America's First Outdoorsman.

We were fooled because we assumed the lens were distorting the figure.  We should have guessed, especially since rumor has it the NRA card carrying, whiskey snorting Hillbilly is really a closet Republican.

Solving the mystery of Cheney's sunglasses resolves another puzzler: the sniper fire.  Hillary really did misspeak.  It wasn't Bosnians; it was Bossman Cheney with a load of buckshot trying to hit the broadside of a barn.

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